Rarely Professional


iwillsavemyworld:

elisabeth9uk:

bxrakat:

bxrakat:

hi so my friend alice has been missing for over 24 hours now and everyone is getting really worried, so if you live around london uk would you please ring 101 if you see this girl, it would mean a lot thank you bye

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-28997068 this bbc news story explains more about it so please help if you can #findalice

Please help find Alice - west London - URGENT help needed

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS

she was last seen in Kew by the canal, but she could have walked anywhere from there

shes only 14 and has health problems that make her seriously vulnerable

another pic of her:

REBLOG YOU NEVER KNOW IF ANY OF YOUR FOLLOWERS MAY LIVE IN WEST LONDON AND KNOW SOMETHING THAT COULD HELP


sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

Via Welcome to the Poop Deck!

broliloquy:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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This entire post made me smile.

Via Welcome to the Poop Deck!

blakkensoul:

Derse and Prospit school uniforms for Animal Crossing New Leaf players (it made it just for fun)

See you guys tomorrow, can’t update new art today I’m sorry ụ_ụ


Via Welcome to the Poop Deck!



i told them that i was
dying

but i made it sound like poetry

so they laughed with their
pretty teeth and
didn’t
believe.

a quiet riverside wish // r.i.d (via smiles-scars-me)

(Source: inkskinned)

Via Rage, rage against the dying of the light


goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

Via D I C K S Q U A D

charroger:

modestdemidov:

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every villain needs a back story  

Via Hold onto me as we go.

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

Via Hold onto me as we go.

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

Via Can I Stay Home

c-mplexes:

Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don’t) - All Time Low


holdingontoyourie:

why do parents automatically expect you to remeber someone by saying ‘they changed your diapers’ or ‘they’ve known you since you were a baby’ GREAT DID I FUCKING SHIT ON THEM WHAT IS SO MEMORABLE ABOUT A RANDOM PERSON WIPING MY ASS BEFORE I COULD SPEAK

Via A Day in My Life.

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

(Source: germangirlfriend)

Via A Day in My Life.

girltheresnothininyoureyes:

michaelliinmoscow:

anyone know what year this is from?

it’s from the mature fucking era. :p

(Source: blood58)


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