Rarely Professional

1. Cut your hair every now and then. Fresh starts are always nicer than you think. Who needs split ends anyways.

2. Pick a song you really like. Listen to that song a lot. And I mean a lot. Dance around your room naked to that song, beat the song lifeless till it annoys the hell out of you. Then pick a new song and go through the same process. We all need to really hear music, we need to understand what the song we are listening to is really about.

3. Paint your toes black, make it as perfect as possible. Then, scratch it off. Remember nothing is permanent.

4. Go on a run with your dog. Try to race him and beat him. Realize you can out run many things. Then go back and pet your dog, realize that some things you need to go back for.

5. Decorate a plain backpack. Glue on sparkles, glitter, diamonds, newspaper and magazine clippings, lace & ribbon, anything else that may fancy you. Remember, you don’t have to be the same person you were a minute ago.

6. Buy some pretty lights and string them up in your room. Turn off all the lights except for one when you go to bed. Remember it isn’t always dark and lonely. Change your perspective.

7. Lay outside one night. Breathe in breathe out. Accept that you are only one person and cannot do everything at one time. You can take your time. The creator of the stars you’re looking up at did not do it all in one day. Pace yourself.

8. Get up every morning and stand in front of the mirror. Naked, fully clothed, backwards, upside down, who cares how, just do it. Observe yourself. Notice the wrinkles under your eyes from laughing a lot. Count your freckles. Admire your ass. Then name 3 things you love about yourself. You need to love yourself.

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(Source: blossite)

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lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

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usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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yeatru:

unclefather:

the reply

ohhhhh my god


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mayor-monica:

Hi guys! Here’s my thank you to all of you who stayed as my follower / mutuals throughout all this time. For this giveaway, there will be 10 different winners. Winners will be picked randomly from copy and pasting all the notes on this post onto random.org/lists. 

SETS AVAILABLE TO CHOOSE FROM: 
Sweets, Princess, Ice, Flower, Mermaid, 7-11, Sloppy, Cabana, Mush, Gorgeous or any of the reorderable sets such as Rococo, Regal, Lovely, etc…

1st place: 

  • Their choice of 3 of the sets
  • 50,000,000 bells
  • Afternoon tea set, Pumpkin Pie, Rice Cake, Kimbap Plate, Berliner, Chocolate Cake, Tteok Plate, Twelve-Grape Plate, New Year’s Noodles, Turkey

2nd place: 

  • Their choice of 2 of the sets
  • 30,000,000 bells
  • Afternoon tea set, Pumpkin Pie, Rice Cake, Kimbap Plate, Berliner, Chocolate Cake, Tteok Plate, Twelve-Grape Plate, New Year’s Noodles, Turkey

3rd place: 

  • Their choice of a set
  • 20,000,000 bells
  • Afternoon tea set, Pumpkin Pie, Rice Cake, Kimbap Plate, Berliner, Chocolate Cake, Tteok Plate, Twelve-Grape Plate, New Year’s Noodles, Turkey

4th - 10th place:

  • 10,000,000 bells
  • Afternoon tea set, Pumpkin Pie, Rice Cake, Kimbap Plate, Berliner, Chocolate Cake, Tteok Plate, Twelve-Grape Plate, New Year’s Noodles, Turkey


Rules: 

  • You do not need to be following me but I’d appreciate it if you check out my blog and decide if you’d like to follow me or not
  • Reblog / like to enter however much you’d like, just don’t spam your followers.
  • Ends on August 30th at 4PM PST
  • Don’t bug me about this giveaway unless it’s a sincere question b/c I know what I’m doing and I’m tired of anons telling me what I should / shouldn’t do. 

Thanks and good luck! 


i-effed-it-all-up:

u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it

like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti

you know that feeling??

that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists

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weejaboard:

i have had enough adventure for today


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drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

(Source: -annoying)


the-more-the-mayor:

First ten people to send me an ask gets a free princess set! :D

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newish-leaf:

omg it’d be so cute if you could carry a backpack so you can carry more than 16 items without having to use the letters

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buracross:

You think I wouldn’t notice, Blaire?


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mr-senpai:

F A T H E R”

S O N”


Animal Crossing New Leaf hints & tips!

animmalcrossing:

These tips are great for new players, or experts who need a lil reminding!

Even if you won’t use these links, reblog so your followers can! 

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lvy00:

good ideas for the next animal crossing!!

• having gender options other than just girl and boy

• also being able to type in preffered pronouns because villagers often talk about you to visitors

• being able to change your gender without having to start a new town

• choosing where villagers move

• easier ways to make paths

• having more than one town at the same time

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How I get my villagers to move out ASAP.

marshalmallows:

I’ve mentioned to some people about how I’m literally going through a lot of villagers and a lot of them moving out, and some people wanted tips. I’ve seen a video explaining the most efficient way to get someone to move without time travelling, but obviously that will take at least a week for it to work.

The way I’ve been doing it, I’ve been getting villagers to leave in more or less an hour once they’ve arrived. To be honest, I’m not a fan of time travelling too much, but I’ve been doing it to get the ideal villagers that I want. My method requires a lot of time travelling, and a lot of patience, as it may put some villagers you want to keep in danger if you forget to do some steps.

Now, shall we begin? (Warning, it’s long and wordy, TL;DR at bottom)

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